Shocking

No patients again today so after a morning of repeatedly dying miserably on Medal Of Honor Vanguard ( I do love killing Germans - I blame being brought up by my grandmother....), I decide to practice my ECT for re-certification. Like most sane people, (and everyone insane) I am completely opposed to the use of ECT, too many bad memories of it being used on me I suppose, (you need an ECT to get over its effects), however its great fun to administer to others and these days you need a certificate.

I spent a great deal of time searching for a power socket in the drafty old hall you'd be amazed how few these old building have. No I'm not going to unplug my playstation, its on pause to save the game at that particular point where my sniper's taken out the guy on the MG42 and I'm about to rush the barn.

Having located a suitable socket I then proceeded to administer shocks to anyone passing - the cables don't reach very far. Great fun especially hearing Mrs Huggins scream as I fired the paddles across her backside.

She wasn't impressed and refused to pour me a cup of tea from those vast teapots they keep permenantly manned like some WWII airraid gun. Aparently I'll have to offer my services at wednesday night's Weight Watchers class by way of compensation, although I received another slap when I said I'd see her there then !